Human cannonballs host book launches.
Traipse Artists sign autographs upside-down.
Do not feed the animals at the Flea Circus.
Do not poke fun at the comic book clowns.
You must be this tall to ride the elevator.
You must clap for the Dancing Russian Bear.
After a feeding frenzy of: So, who are you?
There is no fish left for the trained seals.
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